Yoda meets Dr. Seuss. SCORE 198
Two months into college and I wasn’t homesick until today SCORE 291
Easy for you to say. SCORE 10
Creepy sloth. SCORE 8
Does he have your number? SCORE 8
It’s only fair SCORE 214
Cleverbot Knows Whats Up SCORE 8
I said no kisses! SCORE 196
It’s dangerous out there… SCORE 178
Don’t dwell on the past SCORE 198
I’m not even a little surprised. SCORE 256
Wait for it… SCORE 165
I have the necessary koalafications. SCORE 9
Oh, Hi there. SCORE 10
Annoying things to do on an elevator. SCORE 187
Asian gangs. SCORE 279
Science Humor SCORE 319
Lose yourself lyrics. SCORE 170
Do want SCORE 240
What happens when you put a 7-Eleven in a Walmart. SCORE 147
Exfoliate! SCORE 141
How ATMs Make Me Feel SCORE 8
Isn’t marriage beautiful? SCORE 5
Bill Waterson on relaxing. SCORE 219
Unlikely friends. SCORE 14
Well that was racist. SCORE 220
Heart Attack SCORE 16
Cleverbot Joke Time SCORE 9
Love is about timing. SCORE 240
crayon melting fail. SCORE 2
Thought bubbles. SCORE 257
Trouble with cups. SCORE 168
