So smooth SCORE 12
I just wanna pet it SCORE 131
Complete defeat SCORE 139
How did Barack propose to Michelle? SCORE 8
I’m not a volcano SCORE 59
Hello darkness, my old friend SCORE 195
Why you have a headache SCORE 11
I feel IT SCORE 7
When guys think their hair is long enough for a man bun. SCORE 136
Calm down, Jessica SCORE 149
The rules of karaoke SCORE 79
Finally… SCORE 13
Larry David takes his daughter to tour every Civil War battlefield SCORE 127
It Was Worth A Try SCORE 86
Pretty Serious SCORE 14
Yes, please. SCORE 134
Found this at my local Target… SCORE 104
Because Chicken Broth is photo worthy. SCORE -52
Why we are friends SCORE -5
Don’t worry about the people who aren’t happy for you. SCORE 12
Don't be in a wheelchair. Stand up, run a marathon SCORE 16
Important SCORE 12
My favorite verse of the Old Testament SCORE 89
Illegal possession of firearms. SCORE 127
That’s the domain you decided to go with? SCORE 75
Truth About Happiness SCORE 110
First world problems SCORE 12
Having children SCORE 2
Then and now SCORE 136
Drove by one of the best billboard ads I’ve ever seen this morning. SCORE 110
Most American things SCORE 5
A passive aggressive comic. SCORE 9
