My aunt is 79 years old, a junior in college, bikes everywhere, swims 3x/week, spent 30 years traveling the world as a flight attendant, and once dated Joe DiMaggio. She is the coolest and most interesting woman I know. SCORE 150
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa SCORE 138
Y’all know. SCORE 87
Doggo uses tail whip… It was super effective SCORE 100
too real SCORE 59
Oh, sorry. SCORE 95
Kick Me SCORE 40
No, I’m Totally Tame. Please Come In SCORE 81
All air diet SCORE 133
A lone house. SCORE 77
The slabs of Banff backcountry SCORE 89
My police department’s Facebook is on point SCORE 134
Nanny state SCORE 115
BFF all the way SCORE 140
THIS IS A RISK I’M WILLING TO TAKE!!! SCORE 87
Watermelon. Tangerine. Fig. SCORE 96
Training for the big match SCORE 31
The Republican Party’s response to Franken’s resignation SCORE 69
Christmas is coming… SCORE 77
Me In November Vs Me In December SCORE 116
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFTPT SCORE 64
I have a book! SCORE 126
2017. A summary. SCORE 136
If only my boss was so much fun… SCORE 68
We finally found the culprit SCORE 151
My wife’s reaction when, I finally get her something to eat after she’s been hangry for the past two hours. SCORE 107
Rainbow Boeing 747 contrails SCORE 74
Relatable. SCORE 105
How Would You Describe Yourself SCORE 70
A generous god. SCORE 129
Rainbow contrails SCORE 67
Abandoned Lego Theme Park SCORE 114