my brain does this everytime SCORE 36
protect this baby elephant at all costs SCORE 50
this is a really spicy take SCORE 46
clever girl SCORE 40
this can’t be a real sign, can it? SCORE 49
hopefully the job came with complimentary tissues SCORE 39
there has never been a more perfect name for a group of animals SCORE 34
too late SCORE 38
live your life to impress yourself SCORE 48
dad joke level expert. waka waka waka! SCORE 45
dads always fall in love with the pet they claim not to want SCORE 19
unprofessional or brilliant? SCORE 56
cats always come first SCORE 27
there were no survivors SCORE 37
don’t act like this isn’t true SCORE 28
throw the damn ball SCORE 26
it’s called fashun SCORE 22
they’re my favorite people, too SCORE 36
never stop trying, Ramen! SCORE 43
must pet the pet SCORE 37
but you both still like each other anyway SCORE 31
so true SCORE 37
you can pet bears, but you really shouldn’t SCORE 35
bad ass SCORE 38
oh wow SCORE 48
i wonder what she was dreaming about SCORE 30
pebble and roll SCORE 65
it’s cursed for sure SCORE 50
important psa SCORE 44
you learn something new everyday SCORE 45
reverse psychology on another level SCORE 37
i want bill gates to pay off my student loans SCORE 79
