When You Grow Up With Black Santa… SCORE 86
I’m a good cleaner SCORE 88
The internet is a beautiful place SCORE 74
A dinosaur prop tied to a truck SCORE 118
Just pineapple thoughts SCORE 52
Maybe my understanding of good is inaccurate SCORE -16
Don’t do it! SCORE 65
Professor Jiggly Is Loose In Cat Room SCORE 111
Made from old circuit boards SCORE 112
What I feel like saying to most girls on Tinder SCORE 55
how the f**k do you spell that? SCORE 54
you taste like friendship SCORE 108
Perks of marriage SCORE 76
Sand Skiing In Peru SCORE 108
I’m Really Bad At Portioning Uncooked Pasta SCORE 96
If It Makes You Feel Better, I’m The Pilot SCORE 62
It’s 2016, nothing surprises me any more. SCORE 88
The Dark Queen, statue of egyptian queen Cleopatra III discovered in the lost, sunken city of Thonis-Heracleion SCORE 112
He’s bananas SCORE 206
Japanese Fallen Leaves Art SCORE 105
Last Night I Had A Salad For Dinner SCORE 75
Frozen plane getting de-iced SCORE 70
They know the truth. SCORE 78
You should play the role of my father SCORE 145
I’ve always wondered this SCORE 87
Scaredy cat SCORE -23
WWJD? SCORE 96
I won’t believe it till I see it. SCORE 83
My daughter is blind and for her ninth birthday party we made braille chocolate message slabs – I LOVE YOU and HAPPY BIRTHDAY in braille. SCORE 151
Every time I walk into a Best Buy… SCORE 92
At a bar in Portland SCORE 115
Helpful LPT from Denny’s SCORE 73
