What I imagine people watching me play Pokemon on the subway are thinking. SCORE 198
Chatting with my English friend. SCORE 7
I once had a goldfish who would break dance on the carpet… SCORE 194
There’s plenty of fish in the sea. SCORE 84
The only Harlem Shake that I approve of. SCORE 252
A forever puppy! SCORE 390
I hate that moment. SCORE 148
New books. SCORE 200
Please be troll. SCORE 231
What slouch skinny jeans look like. SCORE 273
I never run with scissors. SCORE 174
I’m not sure what to believe anymore. SCORE 390
Accurate. SCORE 257
Friends. SCORE 213
We may be stupid and fat, but I know an insult when I see one. SCORE 297
That awkward moment when… SCORE 138
Sadly, I can relate. SCORE 145
Beyonce’s zoo shoes. SCORE -260
Wisdom from Benjamin Franklin. SCORE 220
How people see me. SCORE 233
Friend level: Ginger. SCORE 115
Just Bill Murray SCORE 11
The shelf life of food. SCORE 77
How marriage works. SCORE 66
You could claim anything is real… SCORE 197
I did Nazi that coming… SCORE 194
All the Navies! SCORE 172
What you never knew you never knew, about Pocahontas. SCORE 193
You know you’re nothing without me! SCORE 1
I love you. SCORE 20
I used to be a people person… SCORE 130
When you offer someone gum… SCORE 154