i would just shrivel up and die SCORE 24
the worst is when you’re driving and the sound is tires screeching or sirens SCORE 24
i meannnnn SCORE -2
from 0-existential dread real quick SCORE 24
a kat burglar SCORE 17
one happy smiley man SCORE 26
but do all 10 dentists recommend it…? SCORE 8
this is how we unlock inter-dimensional travel SCORE -5
reminder to be nice SCORE 28
one might say it’s my main talent SCORE 21
barts beware SCORE 10
monica out here with telepathic waves of doom SCORE 23
a proposition: we could, if we dared, try to use both – but only if it works; which doesn’t happen SCORE 10
the good life SCORE 38
no one can roast you better than your mom SCORE 23
there has to be balance SCORE 36
that’s a cute thought <3 SCORE 64
100/100 design and marketing SCORE 18
it started on a monday night… SCORE -5
when the only thing that changed in your life was where you worked SCORE 26
i’m sooo trying this SCORE 35
i get too many of those emails that you don’t really respond to SCORE 25
how dare you SCORE 21
its without a doubt “turning it down” and I can’t believe 50% of people on this poll thought otherwise SCORE 16
checks out SCORE 25
10000% agree SCORE 18
that cat is living its best life SCORE 18
well…you never know till you try…? SCORE 26
it’s me, i’m the mf SCORE 14
energetic to emotional SCORE 24
oh nO SCORE 51
i need some bethamphetamine SCORE 27