After the dental hygienist flosses my teeth. SCORE 13
Was hiking this morning and saw this sign SCORE 161
Swing Fail SCORE 15
Superman vs. Batman SCORE 155
Taught a class on hacking in Australia. Got this review from a student. SCORE 2
Yes, yes I do! SCORE 152
The struggle of lefties. SCORE 162
To those who gossip about me. SCORE 111
Superman also has his traumas SCORE 156
There are two kinds of people SCORE 183
Albino crow SCORE 14
Zombie Apocalypse. SCORE 226
Cat vs food on a treadmill SCORE 19
You’d really like him. SCORE 150
Don’t get in a licking contest with a dog SCORE 172
Microwaves SCORE 17
Swoon. SCORE -5
I loved my Nexus. It got stolen while I was in Sydney. RIP. SCORE 9
<3 SCORE 179
What was this show? SCORE 229
Can’t let them know how much of a slob I am! SCORE 17
First and Last Lines: Harry Potter SCORE 245
smartest plan ever. SCORE 166
What an interesting book! SCORE 124
Silly Superman SCORE 173
Friday, 4PM. Later, bitches. SCORE 23
Harsh! SCORE -5
Pure evil I tell you! SCORE 21
Every night. SCORE 18
so shiba, such inu SCORE 17
Me as a child SCORE 228
Alright then. SCORE 144