it’s never too early to have the dui talk SCORE 22
keeps missing scene SCORE 30
sleeps on arm SCORE 16
the hobbit generation SCORE 36
saying no to things punch card SCORE 42
you don’t accidentally grow a chicken dinosaur SCORE 29
when life imitates art SCORE 24
overthinking your overthinking SCORE 20
welcome to humansville SCORE 31
all penguins are criminals SCORE 28
blessed mac and cheese SCORE 8
chef boyardee on wheels SCORE 14
pluto is bruised because of us SCORE 31
this is what i mean SCORE 43
snipped it in the butt SCORE 28
we have one useful hand SCORE 22
only feathers SCORE 9
beavers hate water SCORE 35
eat more ice cream for breakfast SCORE 27
when you see how amazing you really are SCORE 32
not your average gastropub SCORE 18
started making it, had a breakdown SCORE 30
it’s okay to compliment your fellow man SCORE 43
dog begging for boiling water SCORE 26
you’re not an alpha male SCORE 40
species and age, please SCORE 40
rats love tiny cars SCORE 39
at least there are cats SCORE 20
pupils dilate SCORE 44
my voice is the worst SCORE 34
dog wood trees SCORE 26
roger roger SCORE 14