
Instant date. SCORE 222

Life is too short. SCORE 98

What they really mean. SCORE 916

Have a baby, they said. It’ll be fun, they said. SCORE 218

Cats in slow motion. SCORE 67

My neighbors listen to very good music… SCORE 294

Don’t do drugs. SCORE 982

OCD level over 9000. SCORE 761

Poms not bombs. SCORE 183

I love cats. SCORE 157

Japan juicebox is cooler than you. SCORE 103

Lady Problems. SCORE 1054

Why is the rum gone?! SCORE 143

I don’t care if… SCORE 756

Oh stop it. SCORE 202

The doctor said it’s cooties… SCORE 209

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy… SCORE 151

Invisible unicycle. SCORE 122

I regret nothing! SCORE 258

Reasons your girlfriend didn’t enjoy The Avengers. SCORE 262

The history of whistling. SCORE 173

I’m gon’ eatchu! SCORE 312

Forever alone or together forever? SCORE 281

Why don’t you get off your high horse! SCORE 262

Bed cartography. SCORE 221

That’s what she said. SCORE 328

Put me down! SCORE 196

How I got these scars. SCORE 195

Evolution. SCORE 197

I’m not fat… SCORE 143

Reality. SCORE 34

Wanting to be someone else… SCORE 280