Harry Potters IPhone SCORE 10
Punctuation matters SCORE 12
Oops… out of sexy… SCORE 212
How I learned to mind my own business SCORE 20
Accurate. SCORE 257
Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today. SCORE 114
Yes, get pizza. SCORE 162
Your argument is invalid. SCORE 194
Watching my parents use a computer. SCORE 204
How women choose shampoo vs. How men choose shampoo. SCORE 134
An American soldier and a kangaroo in 1942. SCORE 190
I’m sure I saw a mouse up here somewhere… SCORE 10
British gingers vs. American Gingers. SCORE 223
Gimme all yer money! I’m made of fire! SCORE 226
Ten-foot poles. SCORE 112
Unless it’s piss. SCORE 145
Says Kanye… SCORE -88
Bad time to be an unstable 13 year old or a weird mom. SCORE 257
Why I like pie charts. SCORE 96
Finally. SCORE 344
Hairdos for every day. SCORE 160
What patience looks like. SCORE 218
The Dark Knight surprises. SCORE 122
Assassin Time. SCORE 102
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions. SCORE 138
The gun lamp. SCORE 54
Sometimes on the way to a dream… SCORE 136
The most unfortunate inventor. SCORE 134
Guys listen… SCORE 170
I can’t wait for the holidays… to be over. SCORE 64
How I punish my bike when it’s been bad. SCORE 101
World’s best analrapist mug. SCORE 55