Still a better love story than Twilight. SCORE 200
She’s so jumpy! SCORE 0
This would not surprise me. SCORE 132
My dog makes the decisions. SCORE 200
If you fall… SCORE 125
You make a compelling point. SCORE 184
Crushes through life. SCORE 118
People that don’t like animals. SCORE 223
True story. SCORE 155
Soy sauce surprise. SCORE 297
GIMME DA ICE CREAM! SCORE 103
Ham and eggs. SCORE 160
Happy Easter. SCORE 43
Happy easter. SCORE -181
Wanting to go to Paris with your Bffs. SCORE 121
BAT TOUCH SCORE 2
Has anyone in this family ever even seen a chicken? SCORE 120
Whenever a blocked number calls me. SCORE 114
People who are worse at cooking than you. SCORE 210
Well now I’m curious. SCORE 242
Daniel Radcliffe on Richard Griffiths. SCORE 379
Pew! Pew! Pew! SCORE 82
How I feel about swingsets. SCORE 223
How dinosaurs went extinct. SCORE 147
Nope. MINE! SCORE 124
Happy Easter. SCORE 58
Couldn’t agree more. SCORE 209
Why dogs aren’t bomb technicians. SCORE 179
Bug Man Good. SCORE 8
Seems legit. SCORE 274
The No-Blinking Contest SCORE -2
Nice try alligators. SCORE 155
