She will literally rest her head on anything SCORE 81
The Winter Olympics has no chill SCORE 123
Siblings especially. SCORE 120
Today kids will never understand how it felt to give your computer AIDS just for free music SCORE 89
Sawfly larvae eating a leaf SCORE 91
The Swedish King supporting his country when its needed most of all. SCORE 97
Truth in advertising SCORE 156
HEY YOU GUUUYYYYSSS SCORE 68
Ok SCORE 103
Interesting. SCORE 210
Relationship Status SCORE 59
Happy bears SCORE 82
When slides attack. SCORE 139
I’m hungry Nana SCORE 75
$38 and alot of college lives SCORE 116
Most seductive kitty SCORE 84
Stephen Hawking vs John Oliver SCORE 108
Elected as Leader, but unhappy. SCORE 113
In WALL-E, the Great Lakes are larger than they should be, presumably due to the rising sea level. SCORE 92
Only Michael Scott SCORE 105
Certificate Of Dog Obedience Training SCORE 94
Oh, wow SCORE 132
Scumbag Turbo Tax SCORE 57
If you’re ever in doubt remember this SCORE 127
…also in Tallahassee SCORE 155
Bob Dylan SCORE 41
Female SCORE 30
Underwear thinks this is a good idea, but cereal doesn’t? SCORE 101
every friggan time SCORE 72
Saw a pigeon having a job interview earlier. I hope he got it. SCORE 131
Remember when advertising made sense? SCORE 88
Look at me. I’m your mother now. SCORE 107