Just got my new chair. SCORE 282
Are we there yet? SCORE 197
The only reason for time. SCORE 238
I just want someone who… SCORE 203
The color of freedom. SCORE 282
If a deep sea diver’s pump fails. SCORE 170
I give top-koality hugs. SCORE 147
Kittens assemble! SCORE 266
Tested on animals! SCORE 318
The cutest dictator. SCORE 137
Why I know so much about pregnancy. SCORE 178
Sharks aren’t so bad… SCORE 286
Every 60 seconds in Africa. SCORE 251
How do you answer the phone? SCORE 311
A homing pigeon! SCORE 264
Thermalchromatic urinal. SCORE 241
Whatcha doin? SCORE 195
Ten feet closer to the sun. SCORE 460
You never get over being shot in the head. SCORE 333
Typing out “Yeah.” SCORE 215
I know that feel bro. SCORE 304
Lasers are amazing. SCORE 266
This is my jam! SCORE 257
Free bungee jumping. SCORE 255
Do want. SCORE 252
The truth. SCORE 259
The Fresh Prince of Downton Abbey. SCORE 200
I do this every time. SCORE 253
Changed your Facebook status. SCORE 257
What you want at that age. SCORE 297
A message from your kids’ teachers. SCORE 162
Tom Cruise wins. SCORE 162
