Employee beware… SCORE 25
Imagine getting upset over flowers… SCORE 33
Too sad for pants SCORE 31
It’s the circle of life. SCORE 21
Take it back… SCORE 30
7/10 you could buy me a coffee. SCORE 30
Get no respect around here… SCORE 20
Enjoy more liminal spaces. SCORE 37
Look what you’ve done to the children… SCORE 17
They phoned home… SCORE 25
When life gives you lemons…? SCORE 21
I did it! SCORE 17
New fridge has sabbath mode… SCORE 27
Jeopardy bros SCORE 29
Apparently my Roomba mountain climbs when I’m not home… SCORE 26
Me too bud, me too… SCORE 24
Ponytails have a mind of their own… SCORE 33
You’ve tweeted your last twet. SCORE 23
You really dodged a cauliflower… SCORE 26
That sign making class really paid off SCORE 25
4th grade me coming back to school from my doctors appointment SCORE 21
All crabs deserve the knowledge. SCORE 23
Target is good at advertising. SCORE 26
Landlords give the best gifts. SCORE 34
I’d take care the beast… SCORE 18
High tech snac SCORE 6
ANGST SCORE 18
Get fancy, sponsored by CVS. SCORE 22
Yes I am very interest in this. SCORE 25
Smoothest fight yet. SCORE 25
It’s simple really… death. Lot’s of dying. SCORE 33
The original sign explaining how to turn on an electric light. SCORE 30
