That Thing That Happened SCORE 32
A cat’s life. SCORE 116
Bad children’s books. SCORE 85
But it smells so good… SCORE -2
The Interwebz SCORE 1
Starbucks at 8 am. SCORE 115
Thank you Mom SCORE 154
Sleeping is dumb. SCORE 69
Accurate. SCORE 113
Why are you single? SCORE 126
Scarring your childhood. SCORE 3
Liam Neeson. SCORE 207
Hop. Plop. SCORE 109
Things no one says anymore. SCORE 142
How to troll Halloweenies. SCORE 143
I am home. SCORE 3
LEGO Great Ball Contraption. SCORE 64
Chance of getting hired at a job interview. SCORE 94
Should you get back together? SCORE 270
The ultimate dog shaming. SCORE 26
Harry Potter and the Seven Stages of Denial. SCORE 290
Surprise me. SCORE 98
The postoffice showdown. SCORE 159
What people really hear. SCORE 83
There was a spider… SCORE 118
Please be troll. SCORE 140
It’s the most sexiest time of the year. SCORE 104
Eye of the sparrow. SCORE 54
herry. stahp. wat err yer doen herry. SCORE 3
Stupid evolution. SCORE 2
Accuracy SCORE 130
Mitt Romney’s Political Platform SCORE 6