My kind of bed SCORE -70
So I haven’t worn shorts in a while SCORE 42
When you hate your neighbors SCORE 87
Should you trust people? SCORE 78
Not today. SCORE 205
Your value does not decrease based on someone’s inability to see your worth. SCORE 66
The world’s worst roommate. SCORE 47
Whenever I embarrass myself SCORE 102
Miscommunication SCORE 88
Parks & Rec would’ve had such a hilarious episode about Pokemon Go. SCORE 149
Liz… SCORE 123
I would watch this SCORE 110
July 11th 2016 SCORE 135
Somethings not right here… SCORE 160
I’ll Just Look It Up SCORE 44
Nein times cuter SCORE 119
Wasn’t me SCORE 106
Did you know most of the elements that make up the human body originate from stars? SCORE 62
Suicide Squad trying to be edgy SCORE 101
Coffee, please. SCORE 22
Dale and his girlfriend SCORE 133
Yankee Doodle SCORE 85
What if Radagast the Brown got the One Ring? SCORE 78
Are you the bottom of my laptop? SCORE 108
Parents are never satisfied SCORE 135
Sometimes I feel like people are reading my mind… SCORE 89
English is weird. SCORE 95
Marriage is mostly about knowing which hand towels you can use… SCORE 100
So you like metal? SCORE 144
He belongs in the ocean SCORE 202
Twist! SCORE 138
Pokemon Go is our only hope SCORE 186
