today was a good day SCORE 38
this is a crime against humanity SCORE 30
always check your extra charges SCORE 47
i won’t ask again SCORE 55
they have 5 stars on yelp SCORE 36
porn title SCORE 39
like that! SCORE 53
the fuck did you just say to me? SCORE 38
patience is a virtue i don’t possess SCORE 36
they blocked my number SCORE 16
i didn’t want to turn my head to the right anyway SCORE 46
we never exchanged emails again SCORE 66
how could you, son? SCORE 42
advantage me? SCORE 55
textbook-ception SCORE 50
i want to squash his face SCORE 47
rowboatcop SCORE 28
happiness comes from day fading SCORE 34
when the hunger hits SCORE 58
i guess no one in the group chat really likes me SCORE 39
dog fart pranks SCORE 24
nothing but sympathy for that shark SCORE 32
that’s cold blooded SCORE 53
where did that damn pen go? SCORE 16
he was in the middle of a presentation SCORE 45
Labrathor retriever SCORE 33
that didn’t age well SCORE 28
giving up is my favorite SCORE 21
genius SCORE 26
horny bbq SCORE 30
i didn’t want the steamed veggies SCORE 55
bill refused to give up. Good job, bill SCORE 38
