Brace yourself. SCORE 97
This new ride at Disney Land looks awesome. SCORE 66
Shield activated! SCORE 107
Attempted noms. SCORE 147
In case of love. SCORE 120
Poor Mitt. SCORE 92
The adventures of Santa Claus. SCORE -36
Tetris problems. SCORE 206
So this is boxing day. SCORE 141
Vulgarity is no substitute for wit. SCORE 414
The dentist is overrated. SCORE 163
We’re looking for an Asian actor. SCORE 127
5 uses for a trembling chihuahua. SCORE 120
Someone hold me back. SCORE 340
To judge a man by his weakest link… SCORE 164
Sad. SCORE 213
Askhole. SCORE 101
Every time I get my hair cut. SCORE 138
Modern day Mona Lisa. SCORE 53
Accurate. SCORE 170
People who put lyrics as their status. SCORE 271
A tiger doesn’t lose sleep over the opinion of sheep. SCORE 154
No ink? SCORE 139
Scumbag pigeons. SCORE 171
I need this. SCORE 174
Talking to dad. SCORE 300
Happy New Year! SCORE 164
If “Taken” happened to me. SCORE 168
Help me Obi Wan Kanobi you’re my only hope. SCORE 142
When packaging gets clever. SCORE 393
That’s rough. SCORE 192
Tipping etiquette around the world. SCORE 100
