i can never find the words SCORE 45
too late SCORE 38
never stop trying, Ramen! SCORE 43
unprofessional or brilliant? SCORE 56
I did not choose these seats SCORE 39
dads always fall in love with the pet they claim not to want SCORE 19
cats always come first SCORE 27
hopefully the job came with complimentary tissues SCORE 39
you learn something new everyday SCORE 45
i want bill gates to pay off my student loans SCORE 79
live your life to impress yourself SCORE 48
you can pet bears, but you really shouldn’t SCORE 35
reverse psychology on another level SCORE 37
they’re my favorite people, too SCORE 36
protect this baby elephant at all costs SCORE 50
it’s cursed for sure SCORE 50
bad ass SCORE 38
i wonder what she was dreaming about SCORE 30
don’t act like this isn’t true SCORE 28
there were no survivors SCORE 37
this is a really spicy take SCORE 46
i wonder why SCORE 39
dad joke level expert. waka waka waka! SCORE 45
throw the damn ball SCORE 26
there has never been a more perfect name for a group of animals SCORE 34
i also laughed SCORE 56
clever girl SCORE 40
important psa SCORE 44
oh wow SCORE 48
it’s called fashun SCORE 22
must pet the pet SCORE 37
so true SCORE 37
