I’m the mischievous river spirit. Come get yer words, fer a price. SCORE 39
Water is the enemy of your self image. SCORE 22
Someday they will make someone’s day brighter, anyway. SCORE 38
Obama fist-bumped a janitor. Thanks? SCORE 23
Speaking to the former record holder… SCORE 42
‘cheese’ VS ‘amber alert’ SCORE 36
Imagine just the thing… SCORE 35
it was bound to happen? SCORE 37
I do not think you know the meaning of that word… Spring Break, circa 1985. SCORE 8
We’ll send our best! SCORE 23
You’ll have to go elsewheres, Sarah. SCORE 19
You gonna pop big time, eventually. SCORE 33
I LOVE LAMP SCORE 31
Tutankhamun had a dagger made from a meteorite, BTW. SCORE 34
Martin Luther King Jr. on one of the first desegregated buses, 1956. SCORE 36
Turns out 5G was the cure this whole time. SCORE 43
Deep state iOS 13 SCORE 28
And the wildflowers rejoiced. SCORE 31
Thanks Dan. Always good news coverage. SCORE 20
The Self-Assembly IKEA Chocolate Bunny SCORE 32
I guess I like NASCAR now. SCORE 35
This is how asparagus grows, allegedly. SCORE 25
The purrrrfect couple. SCORE 26
Send anime spaghetti noods… SCORE 19
The more you know. SCORE 36
FOUR MORE YEARS! SCORE 10
We can do it! SCORE 30
Villains say things hero’s can’t. SCORE 31
Be careful out there! SCORE 39
NYPD protecting the Wall Street Bull from protesters is way too 2020 vibe for me. SCORE 23
Doge has asthma and requires multiple treatments daily. SCORE 25
And they would have gotten away with it too… SCORE 20