
Replace guns with thumbs. SCORE 97

Bizarro high heels. SCORE 135

What it’s like to own a cat. SCORE 176

Looks like. SCORE 270

Pounce! SCORE 168

Three. SCORE 192

Soon. SCORE 89

Meow SCORE 0

I have something in common with Charlie Brown. SCORE 213

The object to your left… SCORE 5

Adventure Time meets Star Wars. SCORE 72

Shave the whales. SCORE 83

Nom Nom Nom SCORE 2

Cats are jerks. SCORE 127

This is how low I’ve sunken. SCORE 246

Electro SCORE -7

I’m not short, I’m compact. SCORE 257

Whenever I go shoe shopping. SCORE 196

A few hours after I eat at Taco-Bell. SCORE 151

NOPE. SCORE 13

The power of a leather jacket. SCORE 232

How pandas are made. SCORE 139

Where Children Sleep: Portraits From Around The World. SCORE 293

These penguins think they’re kangaroos. SCORE 151

Your face while reading this post. SCORE 187

or women :/ SCORE 9

Like cows needed to be any more delicious. SCORE 141

How to brush your teeth like a real man. SCORE 95

How I solve Rubik’s Cubes. SCORE 161

Where lemonade comes from. SCORE 145

There can only be one SCORE 383

Good dog Milo. SCORE 287