Captain Optimism vs. Pessimistic Man. SCORE 240
…but I don’t have a sister. SCORE 268
Arrested Development vs. Jersey Shore. SCORE 168
In a perfect world. SCORE 271
Good idea guys… SCORE 139
I’m trapped inside! SCORE 226
He needed some exercise. SCORE 226
XYZPDQ. SCORE 188
Why we invaded Iraq. SCORE 279
Yo momma soo fat! SCORE 192
Thesis sucks. SCORE 230
Do want. SCORE 177
Yay geeko sapiens! SCORE 181
Only in America. SCORE 78
I’m feeling lucky. SCORE 249
I can’t math. SCORE 180
Please be troll. SCORE 205
Luna Lovegood… SCORE 244
What? SCORE 238
Do I know you? SCORE 217
Creepy cat is creepy. SCORE 217
Perfect order. SCORE 207
Blame hurricane. SCORE 166
Popsicle vs. ice cream cone. SCORE 143
Dammit. SCORE 191
Poor Sponge Bob. SCORE 122
Words. SCORE 178
This is Facebook, not Google… SCORE 313
News flash. SCORE 268
Good thing I don’t watch TV… SCORE 268
Cool camels are cool. SCORE 298
Hipster curse. SCORE 254