Look-alikes. SCORE 136
When I'm the first to leave a 3 hour exam. SCORE 179
What a distant idea... SCORE 27
Smile and nod, boys... smile and nod. SCORE 34
Thanks God. SCORE 143
How I feel about expensive seafood restaurants. SCORE 241
Learn the lingo. SCORE 130
Following the news about water on Mars... SCORE 74
A history of the world. SCORE 150
Advice from Bo SCORE 147
The 'scream' on the wings of a butterfly. SCORE 24
Organic food. SCORE 203
Jokes on Wizards SCORE 32
Please SCORE 116
My degree of sarcasm depends on your degree of stupidity. SCORE 187
In 2004, my brother asked Nintendo why Wario wasn't in Smash Bros; they responsed SCORE 77
The end is neigh. SCORE 154
Being lonely. SCORE 244
The Empire Strikes Back SCORE 148
Pun! SCORE 223
Corgis! SCORE 139
Bloodsucking rule of thumb SCORE 67
Trees get more beautiful with age SCORE 111
Well, that sucked. SCORE 28
Why SCORE 142
You're doing it right. SCORE 270
I'm gonna tell this to my bio teacher SCORE 141
Squid is art. SCORE 23
Om nom nom. SCORE 165
For science... SCORE 251
Congrats. It's a cat. SCORE 171
I need this hoodie. SCORE 125
