My child is punishing me. SCORE 49
Come to the party, leave with a vasectomy. SCORE 31
What does Puerto Rico contribute? SCORE 112
Smartphone maths. SCORE 35
The dangers of custom checks. SCORE 45
Bernie Sanders picking up trash at Burlington Park after being elected Mayor in 1981 SCORE 55
Two butts, one vent. SCORE 106
Traffic barrier turned street art. SCORE 89
Serenity on the go. SCORE 71
…but mooom SCORE 60
Snoop respects the classics SCORE 103
Lies for good. SCORE 84
Oprah Winfrey: The real self-made billionaire SCORE 102
You is kind. You is smart. You is important. SCORE 61
Hugs to scale. SCORE 72
[screaming intensifies] SCORE 55
Gamers for good. SCORE 106
yes, bernie sanders should totally live in the US treasury building SCORE 57
Get it, Bill. SCORE 78
Dad to the rescue! SCORE 73
Friggan Canucks. SCORE 83
Riddle of the Sphinx SCORE 86
You’re hired and you can work here as long as you want. SCORE 55
You think YOUR guest list was big… SCORE 105
No need for awkward small talk SCORE 109
Barbie pagoda fungus is ridiculously attractive. SCORE 88
If I find myself pushing 60, I didn’t live right. SCORE 73
Oopsie… I’m smarter than you… SCORE 115
Harry Potter and the gulag of secrets SCORE 90
Zing SCORE 70
Lay off my freedom fries. SCORE 45
Cuddly cloud SCORE 70