beavers hate water SCORE 35
species and age, please SCORE 40
dog begging for boiling water SCORE 26
snipped it in the butt SCORE 28
the hobbit generation SCORE 36
chef boyardee on wheels SCORE 14
eat more ice cream for breakfast SCORE 27
at least there are cats SCORE 20
this is what i mean SCORE 43
rats love tiny cars SCORE 39
not your average gastropub SCORE 18
you’re not an alpha male SCORE 40
roger roger SCORE 14
pluto is bruised because of us SCORE 31
we have one useful hand SCORE 22
saying no to things punch card SCORE 42
it’s never too early to have the dui talk SCORE 22
only feathers SCORE 9
my voice is the worst SCORE 34
welcome to humansville SCORE 31
started making it, had a breakdown SCORE 30
pupils dilate SCORE 44
when life imitates art SCORE 24
all penguins are criminals SCORE 28
you don’t accidentally grow a chicken dinosaur SCORE 29
trying to discipline a cat SCORE 23
blessed mac and cheese SCORE 8
overthinking your overthinking SCORE 20
zebra drawn chariot SCORE 20
it’s okay to compliment your fellow man SCORE 43
sleeps on arm SCORE 16
dog wood trees SCORE 26