a miracle in and of itself SCORE 45
i snlept just fhine… SCORE 16
i promise she’s the cutest cat you’ve ever seen… SCORE 19
getting to the hearty of the matter SCORE 32
hypercapitalism is getting really honest SCORE 19
proudly and joyfully, those diabolical devils SCORE 19
target acquired SCORE 18
good idea, makes it easier to eat! SCORE 11
what really happens in the washer SCORE 34
these are a few of my favorite things SCORE 23
fun factoid! SCORE 4
well i guess my work’s done for the day SCORE 13
i was napping for an hour! SCORE 14
well which one is it, then?! SCORE 23
i wonder if this’d work… SCORE 23
just…why…? SCORE 3
this is MY stranger’s stuff, not YOURS! SCORE 31
got your face! SCORE 11
let’s partayyy! *turns water into wine* SCORE 7
“pleeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaase doooooooooooooooon’t gooooooooooo” SCORE 16
no sir that was my dishwasher being squeaky, not someone screaming SCORE 20
hell is envious of my wrath SCORE 21
it was just getting good! SCORE 27
the drama and intrigue is irresistible SCORE 23
i watch over these lands SCORE 5
so many questions… SCORE 11
godzilla WISHES they could be this cool SCORE 24
makes me merry to eat SCORE 24
i really endroid this salad SCORE 16
a whole breed of grumpy SCORE 33
i don’t care if it’s accurate it’s not cool man SCORE 8
for the 100th time, it’s ME! SCORE 30