My anaconda don’t want none, unless you defeat the Huns, son. SCORE 127
Super Game Facts: Castlevania – Symphony of the Night SCORE -19
How Do You Sleep At Night? SCORE 166
You will never be this happy. SCORE 137
Columbian Man SCORE 172
Jurassic Park from the Velociraptors’ Perspective SCORE 217
K-Mart in Detroit SCORE 125
Sherlock + Coke. Forever. SCORE 219
Poor moon… SCORE 13
how lotr should have gone SCORE 15
Extroverts. SCORE 9
Pole dancing. SCORE 117
I eat when I’m depressed. SCORE 108
The red paperclip makes it SCORE 184
Non-disguised blessings. SCORE 134
Leaving dishes in the sink. SCORE 148
How well I sleep… SCORE 70
Five Doctors SCORE 175
Pump action bike SCORE 12
Nobody knows horsepower like I do. SCORE 116
Crayola Color Chart, 1903-2010 SCORE 137
Huffpost fixes mistake, makes same mistake in Correction SCORE 11
Me at a bar. SCORE 196
This really turns me on… SCORE 14
Katy Perry fan. SCORE 175
Asexual is an orientation. SCORE 189
Halloween costumes. SCORE 152
Australians and their cricket SCORE 1
A better way to pour orange juice. SCORE 111
Hiding my hangover with sunglasses and a hoodie. SCORE 7
Crushes, Frozen Yogurt, and a Fake Game of Thrones Spoiler SCORE -1
Expecto Patrón. SCORE 15