How I feel about Coldplay. SCORE -81
Halloween is scary… SCORE 22
I’m gonna be a mighty king. SCORE 244
Saving money. SCORE 87
It’s cool… He’s famous. SCORE 208
Donuts bring me joy. SCORE 60
Humans are so needy… SCORE 101
Russian doll cellphones SCORE 3
Uh, maybe you shouldn’t have kids… SCORE 2
Van Gogh’s internet dies. SCORE 63
The saddest vegetable in existence. SCORE 147
Meanwhile, in China… SCORE 25
A lovely self portrait. SCORE 121
Witnessing childbirth. SCORE 71
Family photos. SCORE 2
Famous last words. SCORE 84
Mr. Tea SCORE 102
The cycles of life. SCORE 205
Crunches are hard… SCORE 67
Ron Swanson. SCORE 66
The cutest little zombie ever. SCORE 198
Better Fund This. SCORE -1
Bacon s’mores? Yes, please! SCORE 46
Every time… SCORE 167
You’ll have to break my heart to know all my secrets… SCORE 135
Proof that girls are evil. SCORE 232
Brontosaurus world problems. SCORE 153
It was so clean though… SCORE 0
You wanna know how I got these scars? SCORE 124
I heart the internet. SCORE 89
For all the ballers… SCORE 2
Sweet bodies. SCORE 182
