you don’t microwave a salad SCORE 25
so true SCORE 37
it’s always a good idea to have PETA blocked regardless SCORE 42
don’t act like this isn’t true SCORE 28
this is how we all use the internet SCORE 29
the wisdom of picard SCORE 58
must pet the pet SCORE 37
clever girl SCORE 40
waka waka waka SCORE 26
we went on an adventure SCORE 47
i agree with Ryan Reynolds SCORE 46
oof SCORE 21
heavy metal tree SCORE 45
throw the damn ball SCORE 26
i don’t know why i’m laughing, but i am SCORE 13
they say bad handwriting is a sign of intelligence SCORE 36
skill isn’t the problem, folks SCORE 62
it’s cursed for sure SCORE 50
they’re my favorite people, too SCORE 36
he did it because he could SCORE 37
i can never find the words SCORE 45
sharon left him with him nothing SCORE 29
irony man SCORE 45
hopefully the job came with complimentary tissues SCORE 39
i also laughed SCORE 56
i wonder why SCORE 40
what’s the point? SCORE 41
cats always come first SCORE 28
it’s called fashun SCORE 22
don’t do it, phil! SCORE 16
never give up SCORE 88
delete my number SCORE 28
