Beware the danger. SCORE 27
Corona bad. SCORE 28
Preach, Papa. SCORE 41
Astronauts assemble! SCORE 22
281 retweets, 302 <3 SCORE 37
The Fortune Cookies Are Sick Of Us SCORE 19
Be petty SCORE 35
Black Lives Matter Plaza by order of Mayor Bowser SCORE 27
everyone needs a bestie SCORE 27
Preparation pays off. SCORE 100
Le sigh… SCORE 25
Vanna White on the Price is Right, circa 1985 SCORE 24
You are a fair bit more ragged, than I recall… SCORE 27
Top ten ways to get out of the draft… SCORE 18
Long live the queen!? SCORE 30
Honey，I think there was a mix up at the hospital… SCORE 24
Good luck with the investigation! SCORE 30
US senator open calls for executions of Americans, BTW SCORE 24
Absolute class. SCORE 25
Feed the birds… tuppence a bag. SCORE 21
To the rescue? SCORE 24
Let it happen. SCORE 34
I PUT TEAR GAS ON MY EGGS FOR BREAKFAST SCORE 24
This 5 legged toad from Springfield, probably. SCORE 14
Gave me a reason to shower, anyway. SCORE 32
Big wreckage… SCORE 24
Technically Google is not at fault for how lost you are…. SCORE 28
Never forget. SCORE 30
We are dedicated to the sciences. SCORE 21
2020 will spawn some crazy Netflix shows… SCORE 31
We need you, bud. SCORE 18
🤔 SCORE 20
