How my wife waits for homemade cookies. SCORE 151
My sister’s creepy two-legged cat. SCORE 13
12 Ways to Tie Your Shoe Laces SCORE 141
Visiting friends who don’t have kids. SCORE 11
Wal-Mart cake SCORE 170
HALP SCORE 14
My flat has a mouse… SCORE 181
I Point and Laugh at Archaeologist SCORE 202
invisible basketballs SCORE 15
Putin might actually be a Bond villain. SCORE 161
Go ahead. Try to pet my belly. SCORE 9
hover orcas SCORE 11
The old switcharoo. SCORE 18
No officer… SCORE 146
Agent T SCORE 261
Shooting Stars SCORE 14
quiet fives SCORE -3
What torture. SCORE 190
The Princess Bride was the original Game of Thrones. SCORE 146
Water is wet SCORE 26
clap your Hans SCORE 14
Doing dips. SCORE 132
This is my song! SCORE 90
Thriller. SCORE 137
That’s a valid point SCORE 253
When you put a Starbucks next to a basketball court. SCORE -9
Are you Misha Collins? SCORE 340
Edinburgh, Scotland SCORE 135
Every time I open a card from my grandma. SCORE 85
government logic SCORE 11
Nope Nope Nope SCORE 17
Teeth so white they can’t dance. SCORE 129
