Someday I’ll make it. SCORE 126
Friendship SCORE 242
Need a light? SCORE 2
Place the word “only” anywhere in this sentence SCORE 201
Evil Cows! SCORE 15
Stephen Hawking, my idol. SCORE 129
Please be troll. SCORE 15
"Steve Carell is here tonight" SCORE 224
I am so bored… SCORE 16
snarf SCORE 1
When I remember I hate winter. SCORE 88
Playing the evil character. SCORE 219
Sloth, my spirit animal. SCORE 7
Future Dwight. SCORE 194
So close SCORE 15
This is a real concern. SCORE 166
Neigh SCORE 133
Owls Vs. Simon Cowell SCORE 6
Weird Al performs a magic trick SCORE 200
Rooftop Pool, Marina Bay Sands Resort, Singapore SCORE 9
One does not simply fly a helicopter into Mordor. SCORE 148
But first, let me take a selfie SCORE 116
Inappropriate questions to ask your mother. SCORE 225
Size matters. SCORE 149
When I see this in apartments. SCORE 15
like this… derp SCORE 4
Sloth SCORE 18
Deal with it… AHHHH! SCORE 12
Aww, Disaster Girl is all grown up! SCORE 17
Kindred spirits. SCORE 8
Grandma thought my iPad was a cutting board. SCORE 147
Based on the ears… I’m going with llama SCORE 16