book, try reading one SCORE 28
narrator *but they didn’t stop* SCORE 17
never trust your pets with your fridge SCORE 12
it’s just for the rest of my life SCORE 24
the more you know SCORE 19
the modern dark reboot SCORE 9
stop arresting avocado dealers SCORE 26
living on the edge! SCORE 31
prove me wrong SCORE 20
moths love lamp SCORE -2
how i get super powers SCORE 26
it started with a donut SCORE 19
modern life is so fulfilling SCORE 31
i’m flattered SCORE 16
the dream life SCORE 20
never remove the mcdinosaur SCORE 22
please sir, may i have another? SCORE 13
thanks, mom SCORE 30
which star trek character are you? SCORE 11
which is it? it could be either SCORE 16
karma is coming for both of them SCORE 20
you’ve only made things worse SCORE 17
i welcome the devil’s nap SCORE 23
i have the worst luck SCORE 42
why i love weekends SCORE 17
not so silent but still deadly SCORE 13
whoops SCORE 13
they can’t be doing worse, right? SCORE 21
‘not’ was never an option SCORE 17
and i’d watch them all SCORE 24
it ain’t happening SCORE 9
i’ll have way 23 please SCORE 34
