ISIS suicide bomber hits IED. Car is launched into the air. Suicide bomber detonates himself in mid air. SCORE -19
Complete defeat SCORE 139
It Was Worth A Try SCORE 86
Most American things SCORE 5
Important SCORE 12
Good Guy Trucker this morning SCORE 14
Happy Birthday, Henry Cavill! Puberty hit him like a truck SCORE 5
Ivanka likes the memes SCORE 8
Bodies from Pompeii. SCORE 103
Drawing is hard SCORE 187
I just wanna pet it SCORE 131
How did Barack propose to Michelle? SCORE 8
Having children SCORE 2
Illegal possession of firearms. SCORE 127
A sequel I could get behind. SCORE 265
Yes, please. SCORE 134
I’m not a volcano SCORE 59
My favorite verse of the Old Testament SCORE 89
Why we are friends SCORE -5
So smooth SCORE 12
"We buy any car" SCORE 10
Truth About Happiness SCORE 110
A passive aggressive comic. SCORE 9
Hello from the SCORE 112
We all need a little… SCORE 12
When guys think their hair is long enough for a man bun. SCORE 136
The joys of having kids… SCORE 10
First world problems SCORE 12
Why you have a headache SCORE 11
Hello darkness, my old friend SCORE 195
Larry David takes his daughter to tour every Civil War battlefield SCORE 127
Khal-Mart Brand SCORE 131