Vivi-Anne is my spirit animal SCORE 164
Waitress complimented my shirt SCORE 93
Aww I bet he did SCORE 155
2019 was a year of opportunity. SCORE 80
I am a burrito of sadness. SCORE 143
Texting Back Then SCORE 120
Gordon Ramsay being awesome SCORE 211
Pay them more. SCORE 31
The adventures of Lord Mario. SCORE -42
Probably The Coolest Mom From The 90s SCORE 239
Some Men Want To Watch The World Wake Up SCORE 164
Whoops. SCORE 219
Draw that nip. SCORE 24
oh yeah... SCORE 103
How Aquaman dies. SCORE 143
A WWII plane crash preserved by the dry desert air SCORE 89
Every damn time. SCORE 114
Put paper down if you don't wanna be frozen SCORE 54
The Reason Why You Must Not Postpone Travel Plans Till Retirement SCORE 109
Donald Trump Vs. Modern Family Writer SCORE 259
There was something he had to do SCORE 50
Welcome to doge town SCORE 126
Ryan Reynolds helping out a hubby SCORE 127
I've earned this. SCORE 108
When you hear rumors that Disney might take away EA's Star Wars license SCORE 73
Just got this in my mailbox. Well done, tree guys. SCORE 141
Perhaps, maybe an apple next time? SCORE 88
Rudolph the red nosed reindeer SCORE 153
Deep thoughts SCORE 148
Classic Gordon Ramsey. SCORE 54
Chocolate chip cookies! SCORE 1217
but... but... but... SCORE 169
