Honorable is his middle name. SCORE 12
The price is still $320… SCORE 35
The sloth and the dolphin shall lie down together… SCORE 33
I can’t believe I’ve done this… SCORE 11
Star Wars inspired celebratory baked goods. SCORE 26
It’s my cat in a box. SCORE 26
Won’t somebody please think of the exploding pets?! SCORE 12
The mighty and majestic Ibex. SCORE 26
Helpless chihuahua high on shrooms… SCORE 18
Impossible. SCORE 23
How many tabs do you have open? SCORE 24
Fare well sailor. SCORE 23
Good work out there… SCORE 32
*gets torch SCORE 23
Ruh Roh SCORE 34
Say no to plastics SCORE 22
Razor sharp, bud. SCORE 32
I miss my gran SCORE 22
Use the correct terminology… SCORE 30
Transhumanists beware SCORE 25
Schrödinger’s dumpster SCORE 19
You aint lying SCORE 25
Birthdays ya. SCORE 38
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SCORE 26
Cutetober SCORE 30
It’s OK Kev, we know the truth. SCORE 25
The gravy we deserved. SCORE 17
Charlie chaplin once entered a Charlie Chaplin walk imitation contest. He came 20th, allegedly. SCORE 20
Himb a sneaky boy… SCORE 28
*skeptical baby noises* SCORE 38
Ist German, ya? SCORE 27
GET TO THE choppa SCORE 24