this salad is hilarious! SCORE 9
thta’s the medicine SCORE 17
writing has really ruined reading for a whole generation SCORE 15
my preciouses SCORE 14
the most wonderful time of the year SCORE 6
inflation has finally gone too far SCORE 14
retirement is near SCORE 22
i want to experience the wonders of nature SCORE 18
acid for kids SCORE 30
we got married immediately SCORE 20
it always comes back to reagan SCORE 10
gerald is doing the best he can SCORE 28
have you ever wanted to know what it would be like if godzilla ate you? SCORE 25
toxic relationships metaphor SCORE 24
missed it by *that* much SCORE 27
fries never actually make it home, though SCORE 10
feel my fatness SCORE 18
do you like cake??? SCORE 24
taste testing all the rocks SCORE 19
welcome to hell SCORE 28
auditions begin tomorrow SCORE 16
present the witnesses SCORE 46
this is my lore SCORE 15
cheese and bread leads to time travel SCORE 15
it’s my job as a good husband SCORE 35
cryptid currency is the future SCORE 10
’90s advertising was the wild west SCORE 15
bilbo found peace in retirement SCORE 20
move over mercury, i am the captain now SCORE 10
hoas are a scam SCORE 36
it all makes sense now SCORE 16
it didn’t survive the wash SCORE 29
