How well I sleep. SCORE 8
When you try to go to sleep while you’re drunk. SCORE 12
Colorblind. SCORE 136
Soy milk. SCORE 11
I could watch this all day. SCORE 150
Got my girlfriend a leather jacket for Christmas. SCORE -6
This guy repaints doll faces. SCORE 202
When I heard Disney was making the new Stars Wars movie. SCORE 6
Cops nowadays SCORE 0
When I get home from work. SCORE 105
Dogs can sense earthquakes. SCORE 142
Loud music. SCORE 14
How to pretend to be an adult. SCORE 116
I hate my life. SCORE 12
Draco is regretting this now… SCORE 218
Best headline ever. SCORE 119
#KimJongUnHasAStupidHaircut SCORE 12
Group projects. SCORE 149
An $8 million Monet painting after a man punched it SCORE -4
Potential bookmarks SCORE 120
Why You Don’t See Santa Claus SCORE 11
My kind of princess. Taco Belle. SCORE 98
Password strength: Blonde. SCORE 11
Switzerland’s education system. SCORE 145
After a long day of fetch SCORE 9
I need this. SCORE 11
Loki. SCORE 152
Does it make me a bad parent if im like this? SCORE 154
Me too! SCORE 240
My love life. SCORE 171
My life SCORE 113
I have a new dentist now… SCORE 12