Obama fist-bumped a janitor. Thanks? SCORE 23
I LOVE LAMP SCORE 31
Tutankhamun had a dagger made from a meteorite, BTW. SCORE 34
NYPD protecting the Wall Street Bull from protesters is way too 2020 vibe for me. SCORE 23
Japan has parks made entirely of flowers. SCORE 34
Don’t make eye contact… SCORE 31
Martin Luther King Jr. on one of the first desegregated buses, 1956. SCORE 36
I’m not crying, we’re crying! SCORE 41
Karen can get it. SCORE 43
Get wrecked at your local coffee shop now opening in phase II… SCORE 26
We can do it! SCORE 30
The purrrrfect couple. SCORE 26
Be careful out there! SCORE 39
Same. SCORE 29
They love the slow ramp Morty. SCORE 16
Deep state iOS 13 SCORE 28
The latest in stealth technology. SCORE 17
Got em SCORE 29
This is a marlin spike used by sailors to undo knots, BTW. SCORE 28
Looney Tunes SCORE 29
Problem solved, as far as I am concerned. SCORE 20
And they would have gotten away with it too… SCORE 20
Speaking to the former record holder… SCORE 42
Turns out 5G was the cure this whole time. SCORE 43
Vampire slaying kit from the circa 1890s SCORE 28
I’m the mischievous river spirit. Come get yer words, fer a price. SCORE 39
For your safety, and convenience SCORE 26
Send anime spaghetti noods… SCORE 19
‘cheese’ VS ‘amber alert’ SCORE 36
Nascar leads the way yet again. SCORE 38
Water is the enemy of your self image. SCORE 22
The Self-Assembly IKEA Chocolate Bunny SCORE 32
