Waking up to a bear claw in your face. SCORE 146
Get meowta here. SCORE 123
Domestic Wolverine. SCORE 176
If the authors of computer programming books wrote arithmetic textbooks… SCORE 274
The Karate Kid is The Fresh Prince of Bel Air. SCORE 309
Nursing home problems. SCORE 319
Thanks voice in my head. SCORE 203
What “meow” means. SCORE 300
I’ll kill you with my bear hands!! SCORE 138
Baby it’s hot in here, open some Windows. SCORE 183
When Instagram goes down. SCORE 157
Every young man should learn how to change a tire. SCORE 243
Coolness of not caring. SCORE 146
Scumbag Sarah McLachlan. SCORE 191
Dawg, why you gotta be all up in my grill? SCORE 256
There’s an app for that. SCORE 301
Sounds delicious. SCORE 248
WUT? SCORE 268
Scumbag brain. SCORE 199
The character of a man… oh wait. SCORE 334
Every day. SCORE 212
Broken Condomicon. SCORE 184
What your hot dog toppings say about you. SCORE 190
Every time. SCORE 135
Did you do something different with your hair? SCORE 145
The truth about Hot Pockets. SCORE 276
The dangers of being super cool. SCORE 165
When I eat sour Patch Kids. SCORE 183
During this heatwave… SCORE 172
I like you. SCORE 215
I’m going to need some of these. SCORE 189
I just love cats, ok? SCORE 126
