i am your coffee maker SCORE 13
you can die but your cat will always find a way to ask you for food at 3am SCORE 10
a hammerhead shark sculpture made out of hammers SCORE 31
when you realize you’re the adult that should be able to handle the situation SCORE 17
how to make lacroix at home and save money SCORE 22
it has never been proven dinosaurs had administrative skills SCORE 12
a true work of art SCORE 13
if only they had slammed on the… oh nevermind SCORE 19
space facts on your back SCORE 37
texagons SCORE 23
how you feel after returning your shopping cart to the corral SCORE 10
friday is perfect for delivery SCORE 22
clumsy summoning circle SCORE 26
the most important part of being a dad SCORE 19
if you’re not planning your next meal ahead of time, what are you even doing with your life? SCORE 10
everything is what you deserve and is also a type of bagel SCORE 19
time travel tweet that aged well SCORE 39
i lied when i told myself i wouldn’t think about it anymore SCORE 20
directions mean nothing to an amazon delivery person SCORE 12
bad guys don’t get noses SCORE 7
the council has convened. SCORE 15
turtles over tummy toning SCORE 34
my kids thought this was a robot SCORE 14
the names boops. boops boops SCORE 17
the look of being bamboozled SCORE 24
1882 us patent for a mousetrap SCORE 19
my coffee is confused about how it feels this morning SCORE 4
nature is healing SCORE 29
help, i woke up SCORE 32
no SCORE 23
Oh no, what have my ducks done now? SCORE 12
it’s okay as long as no one saw SCORE 16
