Lazy costume ideas for your cat. SCORE 75
Typing out “Yeah.” SCORE 130
Seems legit. SCORE -36
The killer whale personal submarine. SCORE 232
Surprise smooching. SCORE 100
How to troll Halloween. SCORE 191
Sylvester Stallone in First Blood. SCORE 45
Magic… SCORE 151
Scumbag toddlers. SCORE 125
Baby burrito. SCORE 119
Faith in humanity, waning. SCORE 253
How dinosaurs really went extinct. SCORE 95
Cats are jerks. SCORE 105
An incredible story. SCORE 194
Whenever I have a problem SCORE 170
Oprah for president. SCORE 239
We have to go back! SCORE 185
STAHP IT HUUMAN. SCORE 169
The udder pitcher. SCORE 118
Pi. SCORE 226
Oddly touching. SCORE 345
I’m looking for Kristen Stewart. SCORE 196
Why I vote. SCORE 150
Why I can’t eat eggs. SCORE 213
Morgan Freeman did an Obama commercial… SCORE 214
Every episode of The Walking Dead. SCORE 137
I’m in the middle of nowhere. SCORE 116
How to jump start your kitty. SCORE 150
Love is with the heart, not the eyes SCORE -3
One Direction SCORE -14
Crazy cat lady costume. SCORE 118
Long distance relationships are hard. SCORE 216
