James Fridman teaches students what a cool teacher should look like SCORE 106
The life of a book. SCORE 74
Washer/dryer combo for sale SCORE 74
A lobsters life for me! SCORE 44
Easily the most underrated line. SCORE 48
The beginning of a beautiful friendship. SCORE 116
Oh my lawd. SCORE 79
Mama no. SCORE 52
*smol crunches* SCORE 38
Walk and talk its. SCORE 73
Forbidden snack: The Banana Eel, named for its coloration and markings resembling a ripe banana SCORE 58
The Motel 6 will provide. SCORE 65
Advanced Twitter SCORE 116
Can’t teach an old lady new friends. SCORE 77
When you were blinded by the light, but seem to be doing OK now… SCORE 47
The icon Target uses for onions at checkout SCORE 56
That’s sure one way of putting it… SCORE 58
Timeout buddy. SCORE 25
The 8-pound killing machine SCORE 88
I’d rather not know.. SCORE 55
Challenge accepted… SCORE 63
Inconceivable. SCORE 57
I GUESS SCORE 46
+ cry. SCORE 119
Schrodinger’s Tupperware SCORE 49
Protect a tree with the corpses of his dead friends SCORE 39
Are you even real? SCORE 113
Welp. This is my life now. SCORE 40
Self depracating life hacks. SCORE 95
This is advanced homelessness SCORE 39
Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 72
I could live in this Matrix… SCORE 55