happy little demon SCORE 25
poor bowser SCORE 35
unfortunately SCORE 41
if you thought you were having a bad day SCORE 46
eating pi is always guilt free SCORE 36
I’m [cracking up] SCORE 17
you were supposed to bring balance to the force SCORE 15
periodic table burn SCORE 40
your reign of terror is over, mike SCORE 26
space karen SCORE 34
don’t forget the bees! SCORE 69
omg so sad! SCORE 23
is everything okay? SCORE 57
he would have gotten away with it too! SCORE 49
the happiest boi SCORE 55
history is all around us SCORE 44
he’s ready to go to war SCORE 41
divorce SCORE 23
ah, crap SCORE 21
my life is a reality show i can’t turn off SCORE 34
I did it for us SCORE 16
i’m almost there SCORE 21
hi SCORE 31
is friend, not foe SCORE 39
whoops. SCORE 37
he can’t stop thinking about you either SCORE 39
one star product review SCORE 59
this person should be promoted SCORE 64
excited to finally be home SCORE 38
go home, riker, you’re drunk SCORE 27
same SCORE 21
he got an extra cash tip SCORE 72