Give us the tomate! SCORE 25
Irony is art. SCORE 31
City’s full. SCORE 20
*uses Prime daily* SCORE 23
*easily amused* SCORE 46
Love is odd. SCORE 42
Baby Bruce Lee SCORE 28
Perspective is everything. SCORE 36
We’re narrowing it down SCORE 36
It meeeaaaaans no worries. SCORE 20
What are taxes, tho? SCORE 37
This is why I game. SCORE 38
r e l e v a n t SCORE 36
Rent, basically. SCORE 43
Father son goals. SCORE 36
Not bad… SCORE 36
Just mortician things… SCORE 29
He dance the dance of our people. SCORE 25
The ultimate insult SCORE 39
I could bathe here… SCORE 27
Researved parking for the Kardashian family? SCORE 21
This does make me happy… SCORE 40
Barista good. SCORE 61
Twitter rarely disappoints. SCORE 31
That’s one way to look at it SCORE 38
Oh the things we’ve seen. SCORE 37
When the waiter FINALLY brings your plate… SCORE 28
The fridge was running… SCORE 25
What a time to be alive, honestly. SCORE 34
Thanks, Chad Ghost SCORE 46
Knowing what time it is, is overrated… SCORE 14
This thicc banana SCORE 18
