No officer… SCORE 146
That’s a valid point SCORE 253
hover orcas SCORE 11
Every time I open a card from my grandma. SCORE 85
My flat has a mouse… SCORE 181
The Princess Bride was the original Game of Thrones. SCORE 146
My sister’s creepy two-legged cat. SCORE 13
quiet fives SCORE -3
Teeth so white they can’t dance. SCORE 129
Are you Misha Collins? SCORE 340
clap your Hans SCORE 14
Go ahead. Try to pet my belly. SCORE 9
Agent T SCORE 261
Doing dips. SCORE 132
Wal-Mart cake SCORE 170
Thriller. SCORE 137
The old switcharoo. SCORE 18
Shooting Stars SCORE 14
Water is wet SCORE 26
government logic SCORE 11
Visiting friends who don’t have kids. SCORE 11
I Point and Laugh at Archaeologist SCORE 202
What torture. SCORE 190
12 Ways to Tie Your Shoe Laces SCORE 141
HALP SCORE 14
Edinburgh, Scotland SCORE 135
How my wife waits for homemade cookies. SCORE 151
This is my song! SCORE 90
When you put a Starbucks next to a basketball court. SCORE -9
invisible basketballs SCORE 15
Nope Nope Nope SCORE 17
I’m feeling lucky! SCORE 18
