
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial SCORE 136

An African Bush Viper – Pretty but Venomous SCORE 121

By day he is Bruce, but by night… SCORE 95

Worst name for a perfume SCORE 64

Have You Seen Eeyore? SCORE 57

As a Floridian, this has been happening a lot this week. SCORE 68

Things I never learned in Highschool SCORE 13

Savage knows not what time is SCORE 119

When I was little I wanted to be a Disney Princess SCORE 109

The Holy Trinity SCORE 126

Anatomy Of A Greyhound SCORE 35

Mom Kicks Her Son Out Of The House For Being Gay SCORE 125

You know what I said when a book fell on my head? SCORE 73

My life, illustrated SCORE 93

Megara and The Muses SCORE 179

Oh coco SCORE 67

Vantablack, the Darkest Material Ever Made, Absorbs 99.965% Of Light SCORE 146

How Tall Are You? SCORE 136

I Totally Understand How Batteries Feel SCORE 84

It’s just not going to happen SCORE 71

Airlines with a sense of humor SCORE 148

Sue of side is no laughing matter SCORE 82

Mordor sees all SCORE 45

OK I loved this show… SCORE 112

She Really Can’t Stay SCORE 131

I’d like to report a clown… SCORE 47

When your son grows up… SCORE 109

When you piss off Sarge SCORE 94

California prisons vs universities SCORE 87

Kids In Missouri Practicing Their Reading With Shelter Dogs SCORE 138

When you want to help the children in need but end up getting roasted instead SCORE 78

Schrödinger…we have a problem SCORE 72