hot take! SCORE 59
embrace the mistake SCORE 32
same story at age 35, too SCORE 39
food art SCORE 52
as you should feel SCORE 41
smart shopping SCORE 39
both make compelling arguments SCORE 22
he might be right SCORE 30
life insurance payout SCORE 42
charge your phone on your lunch break SCORE 25
you’re in grape danger SCORE 31
maths isn’t fun anymore SCORE 42
this dad was on another level SCORE 39
I still have nightmares about Rainbow road SCORE 37
i wish i was a rooster SCORE 48
what crime did the dog commit, though? SCORE 40
chocolate syrup isn’t a healthy lunch? SCORE 28
ur not gonna believe this SCORE 47
*adds mouse to amazon cart* SCORE 43
we’re living in a movie SCORE 38
just try to laugh at her jokes SCORE 28
literally any fact SCORE 52
the trinity of tedium SCORE 66
we failed to find waldo in time SCORE 31
they’re my fruit snacks. mine! SCORE 19
where did the bananas go! SCORE 36
at least he listened SCORE 25
neow SCORE 31
nap time! SCORE 38
record amount of stabs SCORE 32
pretty much SCORE 29
i say these and i’m not a dad. or am i? SCORE 21