Next time a blocked number calls you answer with these. SCORE 395
Fishing… SCORE -18
Hipster horse coming through.. SCORE 17
Close enough. SCORE 202
No SCORE 23
Amazon’s funniest reviews. SCORE 309
Duck and Cover SCORE 11
Being an adult. SCORE 215
150 carat 70 million dollar diamond ring SCORE 20
Pocket penguin. SCORE 185
I wish this was real. SCORE 394
I’m not sure what you were expecting. SCORE 98
Barty Crouch Jr. vs. The Tenth Doctor SCORE 397
Baby Beckham SCORE 258
Hot dogs or legs? SCORE 447
*SIGH* SCORE 15
Once you’ve ruled out the impossible… SCORE 406
I’m your farmer. SCORE -5
Every time I nap. SCORE 242
So good. SCORE 7
You’re always safe in Britain SCORE 269
Yaaa SCORE 7
YOU GLEEKING RUMP-FED FLAX-WENCH! SCORE 17
Walt and Jesse SCORE 98
Homer on the internet SCORE 233
classic red forman SCORE 15
Get em Dumbledore SCORE 14
Catholic School SCORE 100
Science. SCORE 253
Naps are tricky SCORE 286
The internet on a t-shirt. SCORE 5
Jenny and Shirley SCORE 388